Posted By Quote 39286 Kid: what are you gonna do today, Napoleon? Farmer: I don't understand a word you just said. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! Uncle Rico: I'm not going anywhere. Tina you fat lard come get some dinner Jock:hey vote for Summer Napoleon No way I'm votin for Pedro Sanchez. . Napoleon Dynamite: Can you just go get her for me? Kip: Well, things are getting pretty serious right now.
Pedro: Like what are my skills? Besides, we both know that I'm training to be a cage fighter. You have the worst reflexes of all time. Do you feel that slight chill in the air? Napoleon: Hey Don, did you take a dump in your pants? Don: what kind of gun did you use? Anyway, I think I'd be a great class president, so, uh. What did you do last summer again? How 'bout some gold bracelets? It's probably the best drawing I've ever done. Kip: What do you need? And you're really good at hooking up with chicks.
Napoleon Dynamite: I told you! Napoleon: Cause I don't feel good! However, Kip's online activity eventually comes to fruition as he ends up meeting his internet girlfriend, Lafawnduh, in real life. Prior to LaFawnduh arriving, the relationship caused Kip to slack off in the business, and it is assumed he quit when she came. I'm 100% positive she's my soul mate. Lance: I cant do it. No doubt in my mind. But I'm kinda getting T. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! I gotta be back here by then.
For the remainder of the movie, he hung out with her, and eventually he left Preston to live with her in Detroit for a while. Napoleon: You wanna play me? They kept trying to attack my cousins, what the heck would you do in a situation like that? You ever take it off any sweet jumps? If you vote for me, all of your wildest dreams will come true. . Pedro: I like her bangs. Napoleon: She said you should leave because you're ruining everyone's life and eating all our steak. Don: I could kick your butt, Napoleon, so I'd shut up. There's Deb, the girl who keeps showing up with her crap on the front porch.
Then Don comes over and Napoleon smacks his head and runs off I'm going to the grocery store to get some prime ribs. How long is the chat room? Napoleon: Well, will you do me a favor then? Don: Hey Napoleon, did you pee in your bed last night? Pedro: No, I ride my bike. Why do you need me? After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. Uncle Rico: I'm dead serious. Kip: I said come down here and see what happens if you try and hit me.
If you enjoyed reading this page, follow him on or for more awesome content. Napoleon Dynamite: No, she doesn't know anything. You think anybody thinks I'm a failure because I go home to Starla at night? You have the worst reflexes of all time. Is this the universe telling you to swallow your pride? Match your personality to a lane and hop on the expressway to self-understanding. I love technology, but not as much as you, you see.
Napoleon: Get off my property! Slowly ease it up underneath your chin. Deb: yeah, i'm trying to save up for college Kip: in the background your mom goes to college! J-Kwons Dance Grooves Tape: Are you ready to get your groove on? Uncle Rico: I didn't hear anything from her. He meets LaFawnduh and thinks she is his soulmate. Kip: Napoleon, don't be jealous that I've been chatting online with babes. Napoleon: I wish you'd get out of my life and shut up! Some Kid: Give me that! Napoleon: Just tell her to come get me. I could kick your butt Napoleon cuz I'd shut up.
Napoleon: I like your sleeves. The support cavaltry of the Nessiealites summoned the help of Scotland's local wizards to cast a protective spell over the lake and it's local residents and all those who seek for the peaceful existance of our underwater ally. Napoleon Dynamite: A freakin' 12-gauge, what do you think? Kip: That's true, that's true. Uncle Rico: Well then do it! I spent it with my uncle in Alaska hunting wolverines! Kip: Try and hit me, Napoleon. Don: Did you shoot any? After one week with me in my dojo, you'll be prepared to defend yourself with the strength of a grizzly, the reflexes of a puma, and the wisdom of a man. He is happy when he finds out Uncle Rico is coming to look after them, he enjoys Uncle Rico's movies, and finds it funny when Uncle Rico hits Napoleon in the face with steak.