Aside from Eugene Levy, there are no other past American Pie actors in the movie. It doesn't have the talent or the script to pull it off, but the effort was admirable. Will any old flames be re-ignited? Too bad his scene's were so short that his role was more like a cameo role which is a major shame but I guess this film was done on no budget and what little money they did have was used to pay Mr Levy for the one day of shooting he did for this film. I got through exactly 34 painful minutes of this before having to shut it off for medical reasons. Yes, the tits were nice, but like one person mentioned in Amazon. Girls have absolutely no issue with open mouth tongue kissing in front of a camera, girls immediately decide to have sex with a guy who is propositioning a completely different girl just because he said he would pleasure her, girls drag guys into changing rooms at a lingerie store and strip for them before coercing them into shoplifting, anything. The fat character does nothing but fantasize about the cheerleader character for her body and then makes some eye-rolling impassioned speech 5 minutes to the end of the movie about how he actually just cares about her as a person.
Thankfully, they rectified this situation with the follow-up that everyone deserved in American Reunion. I'm struggling to remember any one character's name! Actors are not at all good. This is a new low for the American Pie B-side. Maybe it's just my nostalgia, but in the original American Pie, the guys were sex obsessed, sure, but they actually had sympathy for other human beings. The characters are incredibly bland, forgettable and don't evoke any sympathy; most of all Scott Stifler, who delivers his lines as if he is reciting tax code. This movie isn't very good. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
The hard job now is how to reach that goal by prom night. So sit back and watch other movies instead of wasting your time and money on it. Not so with Book of Love. Meanwhile, Rob Bug Hall is desperate to make love to the woman he loves Beth Behrs , but she isn't quite ready. He completely ruined the Stifler 'legacy' with his rigid acting and his laugh, which sounded more like it was coming from a smurf! Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity. I like dumb comedies as much as the next folk, but this was ridiculous! It's more like they were obligated by some organization to put in a mandatory moral message.
Instead it is condensed into a 5 minute montage and used for no other reason than to tie up what is essentially a subplot based on how little importance it is given in terms of the actual story. A lot of the humor is derivative of the original American Pie movies which I enjoyed , but isn't funny at all here, possibly because we've seen it before and likely because it just isn't written or acted as well. I think I'll skip adding this one to my collection! Download American Pie Presents: The Book Of Love movie in :. Director By: Eugene Levy, Bug Hall, Kevin M. So naturally when I heard of the 7th film's release I was eager to sit back, relax and enjoy some more mindless potty humour and enjoy a few laughs.
John Patrick Jordan is awful as Scott Stiffler. I'm nearly done complaining but before I wrap up. Will Stifler still be an immature horn-bag? He doesn't have the Stiffler thing down pat at all. While cleaning up, he finds the Bible hidden under the shelves. About: Ten years after the first American Pie movie, three new hapless virgins discover the Bible hidden in the school library at East Great Falls High.
Will anyone shag a pie??? The film tries desperately to avoid boredom and throws in many pointless cameos from Hollywood Caleb's such as Bret Michals which just aren't funny! The last 30 minutes are actually quite good. The hard job now is how to reach that goal by prom night. You could do worse when it comes to raunchy comedies 4. The rest of the film relies on tired old jokes from the previous six films which by now aren't funny and are slightly altered to appear fresh and original but just end up falling flat and leave the viewer wondering if they were supposed to laugh or not. What a steaming pile of garbage in the shape of a waste of time aimed to horny prepubescent boys. I really couldn't find one redeeming thing about this godforsaken film. Unfortunately for them, the book is ruined, and with incomplete advice, the Bible leads them on a hilarious journey to lose their virginity.
It feels like it was written by a bunch of 12-year old American Pie fans. I've watched the previous 6 American Pie movies, waiting eagerly for each of them to be released. I won't ruin those scenes for anyone who still feels the need to watch this film but I'll just say they involved a women's underwear department store and the other some old ladies false teeth! The character who is basically a clone of Kevin in this movie is a complete asshole. The only interesting thing is to see Beth Behrs. Though it is a glossy production with some good-looking people. Lube Brandon Hardesty is even more hopeless. That is basically a big middle finger to the American Pie series, it's fans, and basically anyone watching.
All of the actions in the movie feel like they come out of some bizzaro world where female's thoughts and actions are controlled by 12-year-old boys. Whilst Oz begins singing to grab attention and Kevin tries to persuade his girlfriend, Finch tries any easy route of spreading rumors and Jim fails miserably. I'm not the type who criticizes movies as bad easily, but this has to top it as one of the worst movies ever. The acting in this film is absolutely atrocious but no surprises there as the only relevant actors in the film were Rosanna Arquette and Eugene Levy who stole every scene he was in. This movie is just wrong. Everybody looks like they're in their 20s at least. We get some cameos from Rosana Arquette, Dustin Diamond, and others.